I was tempted to put a notice on my blog today saying – Gone Fishing.
Actually I have gone ferrying. But it did remind me of a notice I saw on a shop door this week. It was to the effect that opening time was when the owner could (a) drag herself out of bed; (b) collect her coffee; (c) find the right clothes; and (d) put her make-up on….. It brought a smile to my face and made me think of how humour can excuse all sorts of things. Well, it was an women's underwear shop, so perhaps most of the clientelle were faced with the same morning trials and tribulations.
I rely on my alarm clock and a hot shower. Everything else is a bonus.